the weighty subject of husbandry

firstly: i've put out an SOS to all and sundry for top tips in keeping your husband happy.you didn't think i was talking about the four legged critters ever did you????

husbandry. it's an art form. a highly intensive discipline.

and related: i shall haul my size xxxx knickers on tuesday next to the ivory Palms resort at 5.30pm and check in to weightwatchers. yes: it HAS come to this. and NO, i'm not telling what size. just forget it.

i'll tell when/if they ever get to the teeny weeny itty bitty bikini level. meanwhile take your visions and wet dreams elsewhere and keep this screen clean please.

Thus far i've been overwhelmed with responses on the top tips to keeping your husband happy.

Today's little pearl of wisdom is:

Sex, sex, sex, sex and sex. Apparently this is important. I did mention in an earlier epistle that i have been pretty dismal in husbandry success ratings. hmmmm. there you are - it's at the tippy top, hands down, no competition - outside winner in the best top tip to keeping your husband happy.

Although one smart woman, my pal Madeleine from somewhere in the northern states of the great US of A opined on whether husbands are ever happy. I think her words were, and forgive me Madeleine if i mis-quote: less grumpy perhaps, content maybe....but happy?

Tomorrow's tip is interesting and to me, at least, somewhat surprising. i wonder whether you'll agree.

now: i hope i've whetted your appetite for all of this. Do tune in again tomorrow. same spot. more getting of wisdom.